do u ever wake up feeling sexy, then look in the mirror and just…
Posted : 1 month ago

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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(Source: demonhunting-timelord-in-221b)

How to Be Romantic: A Guide

<p dir="ltr"> Him: This is a $30 bottle of tea. What do I look like leaving it here?<br>
Me: Bottle of tea, $30. The amount of dick in these shorts? Priceless.<br>
Him: *Blank stare*</p>
I&#8217;m so done.
Posted : 1 year ago

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days
Posted : 1 year ago

nyehs:

do u ever express feeling and then afterwards ur like wow that was gay as fuck

Posted : 1 year ago
apatheticghost:

anxiety in one screenshot
Posted : 1 year ago
dntdodrugs:

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine
Posted : 1 year ago
littlemisfit1:


He’s so frustrated

I reblog this every time I see it.